Some Participation Prizes!
Though I did not mention them in the
project announcement, I rarely pass up the opportunity
to give away points! So here are a few prizes associated with this project:
RUN-ON SENTENCE MASTER

While neither dawning nor sudden, the awareness that grew in Sean was itself aware that it lacked
an appropriate adjective, and the emptiness that attached itself thereto (to the meta-awareness, that is) was like
the vacuum energy of space-time--in other words, it was huge and indeed bigger the further away you were from it;
"of course," he realized, "you're that Butler: not the Butler who did it, nor the ubiquitous sidekick of lovesick
(and sometimes crime fighting) billionaires--nay, you are William Butler Yeats himself, dead Irish poet come back
to torment a half-assed Scotsman!"
BEST ONE-LINER
"You can stay here," said the buttock (with the voice of Sean Connery) to the rest of the rotund woman, "but I'm leaving."
LIMERICK
(Because how did a poem end up in here?)
Anna Beth didn't think he would harm her -</span>
he'd been transformed into a charmer:
sure, he'd wielded a knife
and threatened her life
but Yeats was always a man for the drama.
BEST TWIST

"Say," Anna finally turned to the insane man, "have you ever tried spooning?"
Congratulations! You'll all receive 25 points and a feature of your work in my journal sometime this week!

A big THANK YOU to everyone who participated and made this project the rousing, hysterical success that it was.
This community never ceases to impress me.

Lili
And I'm really chuffed for that sentence to have been picked out: there were a whole lot of good ones in there.